The Yearnly Legacy - Generation 1.1.

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:50:36 GMT

The Yearnly Legacy. Generation 1.1.

Here we have Adam Yearnly, named after my brother because i'm really bad at thinking up names when i'm actually making a sim. I made him look like a bit of a sweetheart but that couldn't be further from the truth.

Fortune Aspiration
LTW: Reach top of the Criminal Career.
Turn ons: Red hair, glasses.
Turn off: Fatness.

So I move him into his new home, which i neglected to take a screenshot of, and get him a job in the criminal career track. Then, as usual the neighbourhood welcoming committee arrives.

And HAY SELF SIM WUTS GOIN' ON.

Adam quickly makes enemies with one of my most played sims, why he doesn't like gold is a mystery to me though. What a jackass.

Looks like he doesn't like bondage either. Does he like anything?

The guy has 3 guests and what does he do? Makes one sandwich for himself. What an asshole.

He's a clean freak, as soon as he uses something he cleans it, he'll only let one thing in the trash compactor and then he'll take it out to the trash can. OCD much?

Adam: In Japan i'm known as the worlds best sumo wrestler.
Sure you are, jackass.

You'll soon discover this is Adam's favourite thing to do, and not just to people he doesn't like. It drives me insane. D:

He gets into a bitch fight with my gay Korean sim, yeah Adam, you're so hardcore.

This is his perma!face, he's mad at everything, all the time. 1 nice point does that to a sim I guess.

Dude, it can fit more than one piece of trash in it you know. -_- TIEM TO SEND HIM DOWNTOWN FOR SOME WIMMINZ.

This is possibly the ugliest townie i've ever seen in my game, Jesus christ.

These 2 were the best i could see of the townies, and thats saying something. I so rarely get hot townies in my game, it's depressing.

I then saw this fine piece of sim and thought "JACKPOT", before realizing she's actually a CAS of mine, married too. :[ Damn.

With very little luck in the women department, Adam seems content to funk the night away with his awesome dance skillz.

Random shot. If only he was as nice as he looked...

By the time I get him back from downtown I realized that there was very little time left before he had to work, so I shoved him in the bath...and apparently Adam is so hardcore that he doesn't even need water to wash himself. :|

Oh hey, big surprise here. He's taking the trash out.

While Adam is at work, my sim Sun-Yon walks by the lot and makes this face, but then does nothing! I was expecting him to at least steal a newspaper or kick over the garbage can or something. :(

HAY IS THAT THUR SOME PROMOTIONS?!
~~I'm a fag.~~

Not willing to spend another night downtown looking at fug sims funking the night away, Adam called up the matchmaker and gave her a whole 1,000 Simoleons for a blind date.

Nothx fughat.

Whats with all the hats? Oh fuck it, they have 2 lightning things so i'll give them a go.

As you can see, they get along like a house on fire. :x

What kind of a man goes off in the middle of a date to take a bath?! Adam does, thats how he rolls. The loser isn't going to get laid that way. D:

Or that way. Fucking hell, must you waterbomb everyone!?

He obviously isn't going to get a chick with his own personal charm, so I make him drink a love potion. It would need to be pretty powerful to give Adam any charm though.

This is as far as they got before Hat!Chick decided it was too late and she had to go home. Bitch.

So the next day I make him crank call one of the DJ's he saw one night downtown, hoping she'd come over, and that she did! Other than that large forehead she's pretty fine. ;D

The first thing she does? Jumps in the hot tub naked, doesn't tell Adam off for the crank call or anything. She just strips and uses a strangers hot tub. Sounds like the kind of girl you'd want to take home to mum huh? :D

Adam is utterly shocked by the naked woman in his hot tub. I wouldn't be surprised if thats the most he's ever seen of a woman.

After many attempts, I finally get these bitches some hearts, goddamn it's not easy to get bastard sims some lovin'. Her name is Janette btw.

They woohoo faster than you can say "naked chick in a hot tub" and with that, I know it's true love.

I sealed that deal fast as. No other woman would woohoo with Adam at all, hell everyone else he has relationships with are all in the red. -_-

After a quick makeover, covered up that mammoth of a forehead, she's pretty. <3

Oh jesus fucking christ. No wonder they get along...

I gave them a cheap crappy wedding because I couldn't be bothered throwing a party, i'm such a nice sim master. :D

They get right down to business, makin' chilluns!

As it turns out, Janette has only 2 nice points, so now I have two bitchy sims arguing every 5 minutes and then woohooing for the next 10. She's a romance sim too, so she's extra pissed about getting married.

Fucking hell, STOP IT. D:

I think they just like throwing crap at each other, balloons, food, whatever they can get their hands on. I need to remember to put my walls up more often too, that just looks odd.

I worry about the future of this legacy, I don't see how these two can raise chilluns when they're basically teens caught in adult bodies. -_-

POP! A baby be comin'.

Fucking stray dogs, making a pregnant woman shovel dirt. That bastard comes by every single day to dig a hole in their yard.

POP #2!~ I thought I got more screenshots between pops but apparently not.

...Adam, you're such a caring father-to-be, having a water balloon fight with your pregnant wife on a cliff? Yeah, real safe.

This is about the only time Adam ever acknowledged that Janette was pregnant. Loser.

A rare moment of normal...ness? in the Yearnly household, affection doesn't happen often, unless it's in the form of woohoo.

Ah yes, back to this kind of crap.

BABY TIME. Adam looks as if he's the one having the baby, trying to take deep breaths.

And it's a boy! Named Matar, he has his fathers colourings, but his mothers eyes. :] d'aww.
I don't know what the hell is wrong with Janette's nails here, they're horrible. lol.

The first thing these two do after the joyful birth of their first child? Leave him on the floor and go woohoo. God I hate you both.

Next update should be rather soon, I have a ton of spare time for simming!

Let us prey Matar doesn't die or get carted off by the social worker!

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The Yearnly Legacy - Generation 1.1.